A condensed restraining order serving to justify requests for SASEs.

A formulaic literary genre, premised on justifying not reading or misreading a manuscript, in which the narrator grossly exposes both deep character flaws and an absolute blindness to them.

n. the term used to describe the letter sent by a funder when a gift request is turned down. This denial letter is sent by many funders to applicants explaining why the gifts the applicants requested were not made.

a common happening in the business process