Kearney (voiced by Nancy Cartwright) is one of Springfield's many bullies in the long-running animated TV show The Simpsons. He is bald and wears a white torn shirt, Chuck Taylor All-Stars, and dog collar wristbands. Although he looks to be around Jimbo or Dolph's age, he has a young son (first seen in A Milhouse Divided) but it's not known who the mother is, and he once says that his divorce was hard on his kid, but he got through it okay, is the only present Springfield Elementary student that celebrated the United States Bicentennial (that is, was alive in 1976) and shaves his beard.