Definitions for "Alarmiger"
A person whose work of washing dishes, moving tables, and asking the recently arrived band of unwashed ruffians, cutthroats and baboons to move elsewhere has come to the attention of the Crowd, prompting them to bestow upon the person the right, much to the alarm of his gentle—and former—friends, to succor uncultured louts into washing dishes, moving tables, and asking the recently arrived band of unwashed ruffians, cutthroats and baboons to move elsewhere.